Flat8

things not to do in a bed-sitter, 1. elope, theres no bus. 2. piss-off your cider connection (is it that warm? ever, plus gout means hospital, which means housing association). 3. stare too long in one direction (devise some buzzer/bell contraption; cover cracks with Dunkirk on continual replay) zen blindness will play havoc with your jockey side. 4. invite any one over with an arse, where will they put this arse? think of that arse, never let that arse go. 5. & (this) by order of the management, its there in coal, hiding the rash (previous tenant forgot his emphatigo), no crooning (or pets), no crooning pets. (note. leave belts and laces at the door)