Dr Jekyll & Heidi

You know when you're just old (32 of them) when the GP is immedietly young (sat twisted in the chair on her legs) Ive had several types of finger up my anus, but today its all about the chest. I unnerve the poor girl (I seem to unnerve them all), am I a drug user? It would be better if I was. I (on the second round of inquisition) confirm a past of abuse, the last weekend lasting me years (tbc) But that was some time back I add, we now are friends (I don’t get it either) Im here for my yearly smokers wheeze, and that is utterly-wonderfully-fine-perfect (its obvious on first impressions feared herpes) Up goes the shirt, out comes the pad, off goes her mobile; text arrives U wan robee williams tickets??!!?? OMG